Light-Hearted Limericks

for former Yugoslavia


There was a young lass from Croatia
Who fled, rather fast, across Asia;
     The war zones were risky,
     The infantry frisky -
So why not be paid, as a geisha?

A sleepy young soldier, a Serb,
Had put up a notice.  The blurb
     Said: “Rapine and pillage
     Are wrong for this village.
I’m tired.  I’m asleep.  Don’t disturb.”

But a bloodthirsty sergeant, a Croat,
Woke him up: “I’ve read what you’ve wrote -
     Yer ’and-writin’s nice
     But it don’t cut no ice.”
An’ ’e slit poor young Slobovan’s throat.


(October, 1991)