The Poet Finds Herself Quite Unable...

 to wish Hanley Castle W.I. a happy 70th birthday in the form of a sonnet.

 
There is no way to make the sonnet form
Arrange itself around a birthday song;
More weighty subject matter is the norm,
As life or death or love or time or wrong;
The sonnet does not treat of woolly hats,
Or knitted dogs or jams or flowers or craft;
Is not the vehicle for chits and chats,
For minutes, programmes or an overdraft.
This lyric poem has parameters
Inimical to sandwiches of paste,
The iambs of its strict pentameters
Should not be trivialised or so disgraced;
Old Petrarch and good Shakespeare blench and sigh -
Prostituted by the W.I..


(March, 1991)