On the 12th day of
Christmas an ex-pat sent to me:
twelve minnies moaning,
eleven yuppies yupping,
ten pushers pushing,
nine sheikh’s a-making,
eight Japs a-tapping,
seven Yanks a-banking,
six bankers bonking
five Zurich gnomes,
four gay M.P.s,
three wee wee Frees
and a Rottweiler as a freebie...
(September,
1989)
