Hunting Song Of The Yuppie-Puppy

CHORUS:   You have innocent eyes in an innocent face,

                   An innocent smile and an innocent grace;

                   But I’ll strip off your petticoat, rip your straight lace -

                   I’ll undress you, caress you tonight, Angeline.

                   There’ll be flowers, soft music, a clear German wine,

                   With light butterfly kisses, my tight Angeline,

                   For I’ve planned your seduction for just after nine -

                   I’ll undress you, caress you tonight.

CHORUS:   You have innocent eyes in an innocent face,

                   An innocent smile and an innocent grace;

                   But I’ll strip off your petticoat, rip your straight lace -

                   I’ll undress you, caress you tonight, Angeline.

                   You will tremble and trust me and turn in my arms,

                   I will hold you, enfold you, I’ll soothe your alarms,

                   Though I fully intend to explore all your charms -

                   I’ll undress you, caress you tonight.

CHORUS:   You have innocent eyes in an innocent face,

                   An innocent smile and an innocent grace;

                   But I’ll strip off your petticoat, rip your straight lace -

                   I’ll undress you, caress you tonight, Angeline.

                  

                   As the candles grow dim so the shadows will grow,

                   The silk sheets on my bed will fall white as the snow,

                   They will tumble and twist as I get up and go -

                   I’ll undress you, caress you tonight.

CHORUS:   You have innocent eyes in an innocent face,

                   An innocent smile and an innocent grace;

                   But I’ll strip off your petticoat, rip your straight lace -

                   I’ll undress you, caress you tonight, Angeline.

(October, 1988)