Christmas Clerihews



“I’ve had more than enough
of Macduff,”
saith
Macbeth.



Three evenings of ‘All Passion Spent’ -
dear Vita, it was heaven sent;
such a relief from current tele dope,
American ‘soap’.



When Dallas palls upon the tele
‘soap’-writers could consider Shelley:
Harriet plunged in the Serpentine
and Mary dreamed up Frankenstein...




It’s odd to think that Shelley
had never seen a welly;
in Ode to West Wind weather
he squelched about in leather...




Percy Bysshe was quite an amazing bloke;
seven languages he spoke.
Do you think he spluttered out ‘buon giorno’
when returning from Livorno?






(December, 1986)